Turdle Racing - View the Contestants!
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Stinky: Turdle One Stinky is fastest turdle this side of Tyrannia. If you think he is losing, think again, as Stinky is reknowned for unexpected last-second victories! Odds 3:1. |
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Poopy: Turdle Two Poopy is a cunning little turdle, employing every trick in the book to make sure he comes in first. Odds 4:1. |
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Smelly: Turdle Three Smelly's unique advantage is that other turdles keep well away from him, mainly due to the fact he never washes! Odds 5:1. |
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Squelchy: Turdle Four Squelchy sometimes sticks to the floor... so if you see him not moving for a while, he probably needs a little shove. Odds 7:1. |
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Nutty: Turdle Five This crazy turdle will do anything he can to run straight for the finish line, but beware - expending lots of energy makes him prone to randomly falling asleep. Odds 9:1. |