Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy
ARRRR!!!
In this upstairs room in the academy you see a pirate Grundo singing an old sea shanty.
Ayyyye, Ill sing about me dinner,
Swiggin' carburnurp juice by the barrel,
Eatin' globs of felrum jelly,
Ayye it is so grand,
I love a bit of bargella root,
and a heapin' big leg of dargil meat,
but the greatest food of all
is Bargjelly Sundae!
Aye young laddy, I have no idea what ye be talkin' about! Try askin' one of the other bilge rats in this here buildin'. Argh!